1 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,480 [serene music playing] 2 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,520 [host] If the last year of lockdown has taught us anything, 3 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:20,920 it's that deeper connections are more important than ever, right? 4 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:23,840 Wrong. 5 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:25,000 [dance music playing] 6 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:28,800 It just means the world's players and the play-ettes are hornier than ever. 7 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,360 [all cheering] 8 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,400 I'm telling you, harder! 9 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,800 -One, two. In, out. -[laughs] 10 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:35,960 I just wanna have sex. 11 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,320 [gasps, laughs] 12 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:42,120 [host] That's why we've got ten new super-hot super-spreaders, 13 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:45,040 who are putting casual hookups before real relationships. 14 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,880 I love men. I just cannot resist. 15 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:52,400 [host] And they have no idea that a talking air freshener… 16 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:55,880 -[melodic chime] -Hello. I'm Lana. Your virtual guide. 17 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,720 [host] …is going to hit them with a brutal sex ban. 18 00:00:58,800 --> 00:00:59,720 [Lana] No kissing. 19 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:00,640 Wait. Wait, what? 20 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:01,680 [Lana] No heavy petting. 21 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:03,480 [woman 1] I can't believe this is happening. 22 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,200 [Lana] And no sex. 23 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,600 Sorry, what? 24 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:10,200 [host] And when all rumpy pumpy is ruled out, 25 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:13,040 the 100 grand prize fund's in big trouble. 26 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,640 -How do you say "we're fucked" in French? -[speaking French] 27 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,680 -[group repeating French] -[laughs] 28 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:18,840 Let's go have sex. 29 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,040 [Lana] This breach of the rules 30 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:25,800 -has resulted in a deduction of $21,000. -[all scream] 31 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:29,840 -Oh my God! -[Lana] $3,000, $7,000, $12,000. 32 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,200 What? This is crazy. We're gonna end up broke. 33 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:34,600 [host] The question is, will Lana's rules and lessons 34 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,600 lead to deeper, more meaningful relationships? 35 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:41,160 If this is what love feels like, I don't ever wanna lose it. 36 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:44,360 That really brought a lot of emotion that I didn't even know I had. 37 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,120 I feel like I haven't felt that-- 38 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,320 [laughing] Oh my God! 39 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,200 [host] Or will temptation be… 40 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,920 -[woman 2 laughs] -Wow. 41 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,480 -…too… -[gasps] 42 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,040 Really bad penis. 43 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,600 -…hot… -Okay. 44 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,240 Get me in the bedroom, and not for sleep. 45 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,360 -…to… -Do you wanna shower with me? 46 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:02,280 [groans] 47 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,920 I am so horny right now. 48 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,240 …handle? 49 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,960 [dramatic music playing] 50 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:11,080 Sorry, big guy. It's not my fault. 51 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,120 I didn't know what we were getting into, did I? 52 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,080 [upbeat music playing] 53 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,000 [host] Okay, so we've got a new season and a new super glam retreat 54 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,000 in Turks and Caicos. 55 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,680 But I know what you're thinking. 56 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:30,680 How'd we manage to convince ten newbies to lock up their genitals 57 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,000 and give Lana the key? 58 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,960 Well, the producers ain't dumb. 59 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,080 Our guests think they're here to run wild on a totally made-up show 60 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,680 called Parties in Paradise. 61 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,680 We even got a hunky, fake host. Jeff. 62 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:49,040 For 12 hours, our hyped-up horndogs will have no idea that Lana's hidden away, 63 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,120 waiting to set them on a path to self-enlightenment. 64 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,440 -[melodic chime] -[Lana] Correct. 65 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,480 I will secretly gather data on their behavior 66 00:02:56,560 --> 00:03:00,320 before I reveal myself and initiate the sex ban. 67 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:05,440 [host] Okay, well, if we're only hours from impact, let's not waste our time. 68 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,600 Get those hotties in here stat. 69 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,320 ♪ Kiss me like summer ♪ 70 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,840 [host] And since it's Season 2, why not double down on that hotness? 71 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,880 Damn, girls! 72 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,320 ♪ Never be another like you ♪ 73 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:21,320 ♪ Yeah, 'cause you kiss me like summer And I'm falling for you ♪ 74 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,800 ♪ Summer afternoon ♪ 75 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,040 [both gasp] 76 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,880 -Oh my God! [laughs] -[squeals, laughs] 77 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,920 -[host] I think they like it. -[screams] 78 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 -[Carly] Oh my Lord. -[Melinda] Oh my God! [gasps] 79 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,920 -Oh my God! Can you believe this? -[Carly laughs] 80 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:38,920 Oh my God! 81 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,480 [gasps, screams excitedly] 82 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:42,960 We're in paradise! 83 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,320 ♪ This is undone ♪ 84 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,440 [screams] 85 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:51,080 No one owns me. I own me. 'Cause I'm a firecracker. 86 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,560 [groovy music playing] 87 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:57,840 My name is Melinda. I'm from Brooklyn, New York, and I'm a model. 88 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,480 My forehead is shiny. 89 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:05,560 I need a guy to adore me. I need compliments. 90 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:09,800 I need a guy to tell me how pretty I look. Was that too shallow? I hope not. 91 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,360 I do have limits in the bedroom. 92 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,960 Do not pull my hair. Don't touch my wigs. [laughs] 93 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,400 But I love a good ass smack. Oh! Smack it! 94 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,320 Whoo! [laughs] 95 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,000 I always got options. Always. 96 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,040 [giggles] 97 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,200 I'm the predator. I am on the hunt. 98 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,680 -You have your nipple pierced. I do too. -[screams] Yes! 99 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,400 -My tongue too. -[Melinda] Let me see. 100 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,640 -I see. That's dope. -And all my ears. I did them. 101 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,400 -You did that? Yourself? -Yeah. [laughs] 102 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:38,680 Okay, you're risky. 103 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:39,640 I love that. 104 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,480 [rock and roll music playing] 105 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,440 I hate rules, and I do not follow them. 106 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:48,440 ♪ Set me free Be my little rock and roll girlfriend ♪ 107 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,520 I'm a little bit of a maneater. 108 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,880 Just a little, little bit. 109 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,440 ♪ Whoa-ho, set me free ♪ 110 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:01,120 Usually what I look for in a guy is just like a one-night hangout. 111 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,760 ♪ Oh, yeah! ♪ 112 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:05,800 Commitment kind of scares me. I've committed probably twice. 113 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:09,080 I was with my ex-boyfriend at a bar, and I left him 114 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,040 and was with a guy in front of him 115 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,320 that I used to see before him, in front of his face. 116 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,840 I'm crazy. I'm here to have fun. 117 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:20,960 I'm not here to be in a relationship or to find someone to fall in love with. 118 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,240 Hundred percent. [laughs] 119 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,920 What kind of guys are you expecting to walk in? 120 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,680 -Hmm. I hope tall. -Ooh! 121 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,680 I could go for chocolate, vanilla, caramel. 122 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:31,680 Same. Same. Oh! 123 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:35,080 I'm like, "I want this. Ooh, I wanna taste that. I wanna…" 124 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,560 Ooh, yeah. I'm already getting excited just thinking about it. 125 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:41,400 I also like bald guys. Is that weird? [laughs] 126 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,720 You lost me right there, girl. You lost me. 127 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,320 [host] Sorry, girl, we are fresh out of baldies. 128 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,320 ["Bad Man" playing] 129 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,960 But here's one scoop of vanilla coming right up. 130 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,160 Ooh-whee! 131 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:57,160 I got a feeling this hunk is no stranger to being covered in cream. 132 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,360 -[exhales] -[Carly gasps] 133 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,800 ♪ I'm a, I'm a bad man ♪ 134 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,600 -Oh my gosh, hello. -Hello. 135 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,320 -[Nathan] Hello. -Yes, welcome. Hi. 136 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,200 -Do you mind if I sandwich in between you? -Yeah, come. 137 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:10,320 -Nathan. -Melinda. 138 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:11,480 -[Nathan] Melinda. -Carly. 139 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,000 -Carly. Guess where I'm from. -Ireland? 140 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,920 -England. Like from where? -Yes, but I live in Texas. 141 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,200 My ex is from England. 142 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:20,640 -He is? So you're into English guys, huh? -Yeah. 143 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,080 -Sometimes. -Let me just scoot a little closer. 144 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,640 -[Carly] What do you do? -Have you ever seen Magic Mike? 145 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,120 -[Carly] Yeah. -That's what I do. 146 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,360 -You're a stripper? -Yes. 147 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,520 -I think that's fucking hot. -[Carly] That's hot. 148 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,000 -I'm drooling. -Can you do a striptease now? 149 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,280 -I'll sit for you. -Oh God, yes. 150 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,640 I can't give out all my moves in the first five minutes. 151 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,320 I don't think I'll be needing this. 152 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:42,920 [Western music playing] 153 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,920 There's two fantasies that girls have in America. 154 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,280 It's an English guy and a cowboy, so I thought, "Let's combine the two." 155 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:55,520 I did have my heart broken, so I feel like I deserve casual sex 156 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,560 wherever I want, whenever I want. 157 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:58,520 [laughs] 158 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:03,920 Being a British guy living in America, you don't really need to have any game. 159 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,160 All you need to say is, "Good morning," or, "Harry Potter." It's done. 160 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,360 [cinematic music playing] 161 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:10,280 [laughs] 162 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:14,360 ♪ I'm your cowboy Take me to your rodeo ♪ 163 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:16,960 [Nathan] Being a stripper, you're just a very sexual person. 164 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:20,160 Women just expect me to know exactly what I'm doing. 165 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,600 I leave them very satisfied. 166 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,280 Am I undeniably sexy? 167 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,200 Uh… 168 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,040 Yes. 169 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:31,440 -You both have me beat on the ass front. -[Melinda laughs] 170 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:32,480 Let's do it. Come on. 171 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,880 -Let's bring it in. Come on. -Wow. Bring it in. 172 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:39,200 [host] It looks like Magic Mike has found his two glamorous ass-istants. 173 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,960 -[Nathan] Dear God. -You gotta cup that. 174 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,560 -I'm getting it. -Get that muscle. 175 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,040 Get that muscle. 176 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,400 -Something's moving in his pants. -[all laugh] 177 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:47,720 You can see it already? 178 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,360 Cheers to a fantastic night between the three of us tonight. 179 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,560 -Cheers. -I'm touching. I'm touching. 180 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,800 [host] Whoa! Hold your horses, cowboy, 181 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,120 'cause here comes another butt for you to inspect, 182 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,720 along with its smoking hot owner. 183 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:04,160 ♪ Hey! Let's party like it's Friday ♪ 184 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:07,000 ♪ 'Cause everyday's a weekend Let's light it up like Broadway ♪ 185 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,600 -Welcome. -Damn! 186 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:10,400 Hi. 187 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:14,280 -[Melinda] Hi. -[Emily] How are you? 188 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,080 -They really thought this through. -Emily. Lovely to meet you. 189 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:21,120 [host] Yeah, seriously, producers, what is the opposite of a sausage party? 190 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,360 Jesus. How nice is this? 191 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,920 -[Carly and Melinda] It's gorgeous! -Honestly. 192 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,040 -[Nathan] Are you into girls or guys? -I'm into everything. 193 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,640 -[Nathan] Everything. I lucked out here. -I'm hot already. 194 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:36,240 Yeah, like why the hell not? I'm greedy. What can I say? [laughs] 195 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,520 God, it's so hot. Am I sweating? 196 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,320 Thank you. I'll just suck it out. I'm pretty good at that. 197 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,560 [slurps, laughs] 198 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:46,720 ♪ Call me love ♪ 199 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,600 My name's Emily, and my passion in life is boys. 200 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:55,480 My friends would describe me as mysterious, quiet, laid-back. 201 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:56,800 No, I'm kidding. 202 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,520 I'm like a set of open legs. What you see is what you get. 203 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,960 ♪ Call me love ♪ 204 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,240 I don't go out ever looking for guys. 205 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,960 It's like God just drops them. 206 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:10,360 I'd love to tell you that I'm ready for commitment, I want to settle down, 207 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,520 but I'd be lying. 208 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,600 Honestly, I should come with a warning sign. 209 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:15,960 Fan me, baby. 210 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,720 -So what do you do for work? -[Emily] I'm a model. 211 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:19,960 -[Melinda gasps] -Yeah. 212 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:20,920 Same! 213 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,680 -I mean, of course you are. -[Carly] Nice eyes. 214 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,000 You have a fantastic… 215 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,520 -Ass. -Mm-mm. Not gonna say it. 216 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,440 [both laugh] 217 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:31,200 [host] Ooh! Carly's onto you, cowboy. 218 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,280 But if Nathan does wanna tap that ass, he'd better hurry. 219 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:35,240 [clock ticking] 220 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:40,480 Because there's 11 hours and counting till Lana hits them with a total sex ban, 221 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:43,000 and they have no idea. 222 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,720 I'm loving this. This is fantastic. 223 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,360 [host] Uh, sorry, cowboy. 224 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,200 ♪ Suck me now ♪ 225 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,800 'Cause here come a couple of sexy stallions 226 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,720 to level the playing field. 227 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:55,640 ♪ Yeah ♪ 228 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,040 ♪ Suck me ♪ 229 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,680 ♪ Suck me now ♪ 230 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:01,440 Yes, yes. 231 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:02,800 Oh my God. 232 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,720 Look at this view, bro. This is crazy. 233 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,000 Pink shorts is looking good! 234 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,760 Look at all these beautiful people. 235 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,200 Oh my God. 236 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,840 Hi! 237 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,520 [host] Close your mouth, Melinda, before you drool again. 238 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,200 -How you doing, bro? -Nathan. 239 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,240 -I'll bring some over to you. -Yeah. 240 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,920 [host] Way to play it cool, Emily. 241 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,280 -What do you do? -I'm a professional football player. 242 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,240 -[gasps] -[laughs] 243 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,720 [dance music playing] 244 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:26,960 Bring on the questions. 245 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,320 [laughing] 246 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,320 ♪ The way I feel about you Can't get enough ♪ 247 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,800 My sex drive is 100% through the roof. 100 out of 10. 248 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:40,440 I am the alpha male. If you think you're better than me, come compete. 249 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,320 I'm tall, dark, handsome, muscular, smart. 250 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:48,760 Plus, you know, being a professional football player does help. [chuckles] 251 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,760 I'm gonna bring all the energy. I'm bringing all the noise. 252 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:56,280 If you're not entertained by my presence, I'm letting you down as a person. 253 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:57,800 ♪ You turn me up ♪ 254 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,280 You know, let the games begin. 255 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,640 -[Carly] Where are you from? -Seattle, Washington. 256 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,520 -I play football in Canada. -I don't talk to football players. 257 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,880 Uh… [laughs] 258 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,080 Hold on, listen. 259 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,120 Football players, athletes, are the most faithful dudes. 260 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,240 -You know what I'm saying? Honest-- -They're not! Oh my God! 261 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:17,560 -You speaking from experience or what? -Experience. Are you kidding me? 262 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:21,800 [host] Looks like you got some work to do before you reach her end zone, big guy. 263 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:25,040 -How tall are you? -Six foot. 6'1" if we're like… 264 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,440 -Are you? -If we're at a push. 265 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:30,480 -I was gonna say like 5'11". -I mean, no, it's not… it's not 5'11". 266 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,360 -We don't have to say 5'11". -No. [laughs] 267 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,160 People look at my face, look at my body 268 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,360 and they think I am a player, but I'm a nerd. 269 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,240 A sexy nerd. Not many people know it. 270 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,920 So I'd prefer if you just didn't tell anyone. 271 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,160 [laughs] 272 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,440 [cinematic music playing] 273 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:49,440 [in Gollum voice] I can't wait to get out to Parties in Paradise 274 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,760 with all the sexy girls. 275 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:56,360 Doing a Gollum impression in the bedroom, I dunno if that would go down well. 276 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:57,640 [laughs] 277 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,880 I've had a little role play before. A girl was quite into Lord of the Rings. 278 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:05,280 She put an elf costume on. It was nice having sex with an elf. 279 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,960 I haven't got a thing for elves. 280 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,440 They just happen to all be very sexy. [laughs] 281 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,760 I wasn't confident. I had a glow up. 282 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,000 So I just started dressing differently, 283 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,680 training a lot more, my hair became a lot better. 284 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,040 I'm a high-end product right now. [swishing] This. 285 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,480 -How old are you? -I'm 24. 286 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,080 -How old are you? -I'm 26. 287 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,120 -Twenty-six? You look younger. -Mmm. 288 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,040 [host] Cam, are you picturing her in an elf costume right now? 289 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,920 [Emily] I seem to go for younger guys. 290 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,280 -Do you? What a coincidence. -I'm a cougar. 291 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,280 A cougar, are you? 292 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,280 -Have we got an extra? -[gasps] 293 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,360 [Carly] Oh my… 294 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,920 -Holy shit! -[group] Whoo! 295 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,080 Wow, she is stunning. Welcome to the party! 296 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,640 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 297 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:50,320 ♪ Kiss with all the attitude ♪ 298 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,280 Hi! 299 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,120 Whoo! 300 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,320 Hey, beautiful. 301 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,400 You look fantastic. 302 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,200 [Melinda] You're fucking hot. What do you do for work? 303 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,800 -Um, I'm a lawyer. Yeah. -Oh! 304 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,080 [host] A lawyer looking that good should definitely be illegal. 305 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:07,040 -I'm sure you're a model as well. -Oh, no. 306 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,280 -You're not? -No, I like burgers too much to model. 307 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:13,040 [host] Burgers, eh? Well, Nathan likes buns. 308 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:18,040 I feel like I should be really, like, wise and say that my best asset is my brain, 309 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,520 but it's definitely my tits. 310 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:23,320 They get me free drinks. My brain doesn't get me free drinks, so… [laughs] 311 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,840 ♪ I don't care ♪ 312 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,400 ♪ I don't care what the haters say ♪ 313 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,240 After finishing law school, I bought myself some new boobs. 314 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:35,640 I'm the real life Legally Blonde, but I'm also legally horny. 315 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,600 Sex is really important to me. I can't have that quiet, awkward sex. 316 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:41,600 I have one time, 317 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,760 but I literally was like, "Pass me my eyelashes, I'm out of here," 318 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,520 and just left, like, midway through. 319 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,520 People say that I'm like Tinkerbell, 320 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,200 and that I need a lot of attention or I'll die. 321 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,600 Tits look good. [laughs] 322 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 I'm terrible. 323 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,760 Like, I expect a guy to be obsessed with me, 324 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,960 but I'm allowed to do what I want. [laughs] 325 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,440 We were just talking about each other's types. 326 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,520 -What's your type? -[Carly] What's your type? 327 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,040 [Larissa] I call it the three Bs. 328 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,920 So I like a brunette. Sorry, babes. 329 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,920 Um, banter and then balls. You gotta have good dick game. 330 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,040 -Just putting that out here. -I like that! 331 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,120 If I'm not in the sun, I'm not as blond. 332 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,480 -Okay. -So if we sit inside for, you know-- 333 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,840 So I can keep you locked in the bedroom and you might go brunette? 334 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:27,440 -Absolutely. -I'm sure there's handcuffs somewhere. 335 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,920 [host] Whoa! Kinky law school Barbie is in the dreamhouse. 336 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,360 Let's hope the next hunk's called Ken. 337 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,760 ♪ Oh ♪ 338 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,560 [host] You let me down, producers. 339 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,560 ♪ Got me like a heart attack ♪ 340 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,400 -Ooh! Hi! -What's going on? 341 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,160 -You look just like me. Holy shit. -[laughs] 342 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,840 "You look just like me?" Wow. 343 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,440 -Nice to meet you. -You too, bro. 344 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,400 -Where you from? -Staten Island, New York. 345 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:53,520 I'm a personal trainer, I'm an influencer on TikTok, and that's basically my life. 346 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,280 -Yeah. -Love it! 347 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:56,720 -Yeah. -[Carly] Yes. 348 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,320 -What do you do on TikTok? -Thirst trap, dance. 349 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,520 Show us some then. 350 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,760 -Let's go. Let's go. -[squeals, laughs] 351 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:04,520 Come on. 352 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,320 -Am I laying down? -Yeah, lay down. 353 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,920 -Okay. -Let's see it. 354 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,720 -[Carly] Awesome! -Whoo! 355 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,440 [host] That's what I call a very hungry caterpillar. 356 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,560 [Larissa] That's PornHub. Not TikTok. 357 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,680 Being confident helps draw the girls in. 358 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:22,640 They wonder, "Why is he so confident? He must have something great." [laughs] 359 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,400 ♪ Comin' up for the crowd I'm comin' for the crowd ♪ 360 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,920 I post a lot of different kinds of videos on TikTok. 361 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,080 I think people just love seeing a dude with abs hop on a pole and spin, I guess. 362 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:37,520 Once you get the following that I've got, 100, 200 girls DMing you a day, 363 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,120 it's like, "There's so many." You don't know what to do. 364 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,800 If I happen to make a connection with one girl here and another girl there, 365 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,560 I feel too bad to cut them both off. 366 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,600 [laughs] 367 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,760 Ma, look at me. I'm doing my first interview. 368 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,360 How should I treat these women? 369 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:56,240 [Mom on phone] You are so amazing with treating women. 370 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,200 [laughs] 371 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:00,120 -[Mom] Just be you. Love you. Have fun. -Love you. Bye-bye. 372 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,760 I promise you, it's coming. 373 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:03,960 -[cork pops] -There you go. 374 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,360 -There you go. -[yells] Ah! 375 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,120 Did that get in the eyes? Oh no. 376 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,360 -Oh no! -I'll save him. I'll save you. 377 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:10,480 Come get me, baby. 378 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,000 -Are you okay? -Yeah, yeah. 379 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:15,120 [host] You watching this, Pete's mom? You got competition. 380 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,840 Now, now, boys, no falling out over the pretty ladies. 381 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,320 There's enough to go around. 382 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,520 -That booty, yeah. -Ooh, we got a sexy mamacita coming up. 383 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,760 ♪ Ooh, ah-ah ♪ 384 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,040 ♪ Ooh, ah-ah-ah ♪ 385 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,960 ♪ Oh, oh, ah-ah ♪ 386 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,240 ♪ Ooh, ah-ah-ah… ♪ 387 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,360 Hello. 388 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,360 -[women cheering] -Hola! 389 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:37,000 Welcome to the party. 390 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,640 -Hi, I'm Kayla. -[Peter] What do you do? 391 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,200 [Kayla] Um, I'm a part-time model. I bartend too. 392 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,360 -My girl, a bartend. -[Emily] What's your type? 393 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,920 Yeah, what's your type? 394 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,160 I'm not too picky. They just have to have an edge. 395 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,160 As long as they're breathing, it's fine. 396 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,120 [all laugh] 397 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,680 I feel like everyone has like a little bit of a bad side to them. 398 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,240 If you say that you don't, you're lying. [laughs] 399 00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,920 [upbeat music playing] 400 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,880 I grew up in a really, really strict, Filipino, religious household. 401 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,200 My mom was a total cockblock. Sorry, Mom. 402 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:11,080 When I moved out, I kind of went a little bit boy crazy. 403 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,200 ♪ Tonight we're gonna make you jump ♪ 404 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:17,800 [Kayla] I think about sex all day, every day. 405 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,880 It's definitely hard to go without it. That's for sure. Yeah. [laughs] 406 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,920 I do get hit on quite a lot when I'm working. 407 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,560 They're tipping me good. That's all that matters. 408 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,480 It's all part of the game. 409 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:35,240 The more guys who are chasing me, the more interesting it gets, for sure. 410 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,720 At some point, there'll be a strip-off between me and you. 411 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,680 -You'd better bring it. [laughs] -Yeah! 412 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,760 I'm ready for that. 413 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,120 [host] It's time to add to our naughty nine. 414 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,480 Get ready for a perfect ten. 415 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,600 [sensual music playing] 416 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:50,840 Damn. 417 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,920 He's got a body slo-mo was invented for. 418 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,000 -Sorry, guys. -[music stops] 419 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,400 I'm gonna need to see that again. 420 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:58,840 -[rewinding] -[music resumes] 421 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,600 Well, get an Eiffel of that. 422 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,160 -We got one extra. -Oh. 423 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,880 [upbeat music playing] 424 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,480 It's kind of… Whoa! 425 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:12,560 [laughs] 426 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,800 Hi, everybody. 427 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:14,800 Hi! 428 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,200 -Yo! -Hello. 429 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,560 -Nice to meet you. I'm Emily. -Marvin. 430 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,560 -Your babies. -[Peter] What's your name? 431 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,720 -Marvin. -Marvin. 432 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,440 -Yeah. -[Chase] Where are you from? 433 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,840 [Marvin] Paris, France. 434 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:29,200 I'm gonna prove to you that everything sounds sexy in French. 435 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,800 [speaking French] 436 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:37,720 [Siri in English] I have to clean my pants before going to paradise. 437 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,880 [groovy music playing] 438 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,960 Girls cannot resist, like, the tall man, handsome, 439 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,720 and I have a French accent, so girls like it. 440 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,640 I cannot go to a club and come home by myself. 441 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,680 It's not possible, no. 442 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,440 I'm a dancer. I can do a lot of dance. 443 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,440 You know, a little bit of dougie and stuff. 444 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,360 If you dance like this, they like you. 445 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,080 It's gonna be a a sexy summer, man. 446 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:11,800 Who do you fancy here? 447 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,520 -I mean, they all look good. -Yeah. All of them. [laughs] 448 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:16,600 [Chase] Honestly. 449 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,680 Yo, I feel like a kid in a candy shop right now. 450 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:24,280 I got all these delicious flavors around me. Man, I'm ready to dive in. 451 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,360 -You know how hard this is? -What's hard? 452 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,600 Just looking elsewhere. You're the only one I've had my eyes on. 453 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,560 -You just go in to kiss me? Already? -No! Oh my God. 454 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,160 Nathan was pretty, like… 455 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,600 He was jumping on it right away, which I do like. 456 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:40,080 He's hot. I came here to party, so I'm ready. 457 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,000 [chuckles] 458 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,840 Hopefully, it's just one big gang bang. That'd be quite nice. 459 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,160 [host laughing] Whoa. I can definitely see why these horndogs 460 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:51,120 wouldn't have willingly signed up for a sex-free summer. 461 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,200 Instead, they applied to be on a no-holds-barred dating show 462 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,520 called Parties in Paradise. 463 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,800 Speaking of which, can we get our fake host Jeff in here 464 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,560 to really sell this thing? 465 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,280 Hello, party people! 466 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:05,480 [all cheering] 467 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,800 Welcome to Parties in Paradise. You guys excited? 468 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,760 -[all cheering] -[Peter] Yes, sir! 469 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,520 [Jeff] You've been brought here because you're sexy, 470 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,960 you're single, and you know how to have a good time. 471 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,000 Yeah. 472 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,160 So you guys are gonna get to go wild at tonight's party. 473 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,680 [all cheering] 474 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,640 -I'll see you soon. -[all cheering] 475 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:27,720 [host] What's the point of all this? Well, Lana's victims, I mean guests, 476 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:31,920 have no clue that, for the next nine hours, she's hidden away, 477 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,360 gathering data to see how badly behaved they really are. 478 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,760 In fact, let's check in with Too Hot's top dog. 479 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,920 [Lana] Initial data suggests 480 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,120 the Parties in Paradise ruse has been a success. 481 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,960 I'll continue to observe and analyze my guests' behavior. 482 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,240 Tonight, I will introduce myself 483 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:54,240 and the rules that they must adhere to throughout their stay here. 484 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,840 [host] You got just under nine hours until this party in paradise goes south, 485 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,360 and not in a good way. 486 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,960 Thankfully for them, they're not wasting any time, 487 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,800 as they're diving straight into the obligatory "who wants to bang who" chat. 488 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,160 Who's your number one? You first. 489 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,120 -Carly. Absolutely Carly. -Emily. 490 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,280 I don't want to put all my eggs in one basket, but number one-- 491 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,760 -[Marvin] Emily, Emily. -[Cam] Emily, Emily. 492 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,200 -He's very, like… -[Chase] Emily. 493 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,720 [Cam] Number one, yeah, Emily. 494 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,880 [Chase] She's very cute. 495 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,920 -I would, yeah. -Who's your queen? 496 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,360 Uh, Melinda. 497 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,240 Uh, Emily is cool also. 498 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,680 [host] Emily in Paris does have a nice ring to it. 499 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,360 He's gonna kick me! [laughs] 500 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,880 He's telling you right now he's coming for you. 501 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,120 I've backed this situation. I've got it, 100%. 502 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,400 So if you hyenas want to come eat a bit of the lion's meat, have it. 503 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,520 At the moment, I've been getting a lot of glances from Emily, 504 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,800 and she's been receiving them from me. 505 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,720 She is 100% the most attractive girl in here, 506 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:52,840 but if things don't work, then I'll just go for the second best-looking in here. 507 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,400 [host] Second best-looking girl, whoever you are, this might be your lucky day. 508 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,760 I want a British boy. 509 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,440 You can have Cam. He's British. 510 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,280 [Emily] I'm not very used to competition, 511 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:08,920 but Cam is just this little bundle of cuteness and sexiness put into one. 512 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,400 Marvin's a little chocolate drop. He's a… He's a hottie. 513 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:16,680 -Like, he's got the height, the teeth. -I was too busy looking at his-- 514 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,600 -Dick? -Body. 515 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,360 -You're like… I was like, "What?" -[Kayla] Oh, Marvin. 516 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:24,200 Oh my gosh. I feel like he's a fan favorite for all of the girls. 517 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,720 His French accent is, like, to die for. 518 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,960 [host] I'm with you, girls. 519 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,800 I've already been brushing up on my high school French. 520 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,320 Cue the music. 521 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,400 [French music playing] 522 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,560 [host clearing throat] 523 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,480 [in French] Hello, Marvin. 524 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,840 Did you wash your pants? 525 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:40,960 [music stops] 526 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,360 What do you guys think of Carly? 527 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,840 Carly's… She's cute. 528 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,400 I like Carly. 529 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,960 Oh, so it's gonna be a competition between both. 530 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,080 -We're complete opposites, so… -I know! 531 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,080 Who's gonna get it? 532 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,640 Are you two comfortable stepping on each other's toes? 533 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,520 -Have you seen the size of his feet? -[Cam] Size 15 feet. 534 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,920 Look, have you seen the size of my hands and feet? 535 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,440 [host] Holy Bozo the Clown. 536 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,440 [clown horn honks] 537 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,360 They're big. 538 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:07,000 The Carly situation is gonna come down to whoever addresses it first. 539 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,040 I think, at this point, Chase is my biggest threat to Carly. 540 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,200 I can be the nice guy and concede to Chase 541 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,840 and say, "You know what? You do your thing," 542 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,560 but that's not the kind of guy I am. 543 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,960 -Chase is like the bomb. -Yeah. 544 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,480 [Emily] Chase is very nice. 545 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,600 -Have you seen his feet, though? -Those feet don't lie, baby. 546 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,200 Like, do you even make shoes that big? Yeah. 547 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,600 [host] Psst. They're not really talking about his shoes. 548 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,960 Chase has a personality that I gravitate towards. 549 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,600 He would be a guy that I go for. I was being sassy to him. 550 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,480 -[Melinda] A little bit, but-- -So you heard? 551 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,640 [Carly] The guy that caught my eye the most is Chase. 552 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,200 Like, his calves are the size of my fricking thigh, which is sexy, 553 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,040 because he could just throw me around. 554 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,640 [host] Can't promise that Chase will be getting you airborne, Carly, 555 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:51,320 but, for now, why not bounce on the retreat's comfy beds? 556 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,600 -[Chase] Race to the fricking bedroom! -[all yelling] 557 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,400 -[yelling] -And dibs. 558 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,120 -I'm getting this one! -Dibs! 559 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,320 -[laughing] -Ay! 560 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,240 [giggling] 561 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,840 -Whoo! -[Melinda screams] 562 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,800 I'm gonna have a lot of fun in this villa. It's amazing. 563 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:10,120 I can't wait to party. Like, basically, we have amazing girls. 564 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,520 I like it all, like… 565 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,240 [sizzling sound] …it's gonna be hot this summer. 566 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,280 [host] Temperature-wise, yes. Sex-wise, nuh-uh. 567 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,360 [Cam] That's a nice bed. 568 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,360 -I like this bed. -[Emily] Do you like this one? 569 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,160 -[laughs] -It's a good bed, this one, isn't it? 570 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,000 -Happy with this bed. -[Emily] We're sharing a bed, then? 571 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,920 -We'll share a bed. -Okay. [chuckles] 572 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,680 Emily's doing some bits. Like, she's ticking some boxes. 573 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,600 We're all gonna have to get very comfortable 574 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,440 with each other's bedroom activities, 575 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,400 because we are literally bed, bed, bed, bed. 576 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,360 We are so close. If anything's going on, we're gonna hear it. 577 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,160 We're gonna see it. Probably gonna smell it as well. 578 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,600 So we're very close. 579 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,800 [host] TMI, dude. 580 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:49,840 Do any girls wake up horny? 581 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,840 Morning dew. 582 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,280 -I hump in my sleep. -You what? 583 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,760 -[Nathan] You hump in your sleep? -Wanna share a bed with us? 584 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:59,240 No, I've done it a couple of times, and I woke up like, "What the fuck?" 585 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,080 [gasps] I have too! 586 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,080 [laughs] 587 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,720 -I wake up like, "Oh, shit, did I just…" -Yeah! 588 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,520 Yo, I thought it was just me! 589 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,960 There's a lot of sexual tension in the villa. 590 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:15,120 I feel like everyone just needs to, like, have a little naked shower together 591 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,360 and just, like, scrub each others' backs. 592 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:18,920 Mm-hmm. 593 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,280 [host] Getting clean never sounded so dirty. 594 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,680 Hey, I didn't know we had a seesaw this year! 595 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,960 Ah, no, they're pumping iron. 596 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,480 Oh, my shorts are stuck. Hang on. I'm going short shorts. Whoo! 597 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:35,880 [both sigh] 598 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:42,640 Me and Cam, we just get along so well. I just want to rip his little shorts off. 599 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,320 Little shorts. Hopefully they're not little for a reason. 600 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,440 [laughs] 601 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,800 [upbeat music playing] 602 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,000 All right, gents and ladies. 603 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,080 I'm gonna teach him how to do a little stripper move. 604 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,640 [host] Seems after all that heavy lifting, our cowboy stripper's feeling frisky. 605 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,400 I knew there were gonna be gorgeous women here, 606 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,440 but I did not expect to have my ideal woman just stood right there, 607 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,320 so time to work my magic on Carly. 608 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,160 All right, so her hands come onto your chest. 609 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,560 [host] One sign of competition 610 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,040 and the stripper card gets played straightaway. 611 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:22,440 Now roll your body. All right, now bring her hands down. 612 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,760 So keep rolling. 613 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,640 Okay, so you're gonna drop onto your hands. All right, and then… 614 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,200 -[Emily laughs] Oh! -All right? 615 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,240 -I went too far forward. -I mean, that is so good, right. 616 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,640 I don't have any dollars or I'd throw them at you. 617 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,640 [Chase] Oh, hell no. He did not just do that. 618 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:43,000 Man, I gotta bring my A-game, B-game, every game plan I got to this one. 619 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,160 [host] Although there's no need for your D-game, big boy. 620 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,600 [Chase] Can you talk to me? 621 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,200 It's now or never, Chase. Let's go! 622 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,400 [host] All right, the best defense is a good offense 623 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,760 and your competition has hit the showers. 624 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,520 -[whistle blows] -Let's go! 625 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:02,400 Nathan is, like, really flirty with me, but I don't know. 626 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:03,320 Seen this firepit? 627 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,720 I like to flirt. I'm just gonna flirt and have fun. 628 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,400 And, um, 1000%, my options are still open. 629 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,160 What am I thinking of right now? 630 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,040 -Apples? -[laughs] That's a pretty good guess. 631 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,840 -Damn, you are smart. -What was it? 632 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,880 -It was definitely apples. -No, it was tits. 633 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:19,800 [laughs] 634 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,120 [host] Five seconds of small talk and then straight into the sexy stuff. 635 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,880 ♪ I want to know What are the rules of the game ♪ 636 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,520 It's going to be so weird to bang in front of people. 637 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:29,720 Not saying we're going to. 638 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,600 -I'm just saying. -[laughs] 639 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,480 Just because you get going and you're like, you know, loud. 640 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,520 -Is that how you do it? Like a jackrabbit? -Mm-hmm. 641 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,200 -Damn. -I just want you to throw me around. 642 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:44,560 [host] Reading between the lines, I think she might want to get thrown around. 643 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,920 She's looking me dead in my eyes. Let's seal the deal. 644 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,600 Let's see if I got, like, a spark out of this. 645 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,240 -You have nice lips. They're big. -You have nice lips too. 646 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,000 You can take 'em on a test drive. You know what I'm saying. 647 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:02,520 [host] I think we may be about to get a lesson in seduction, guys. 648 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,000 ♪ It's the game of love ♪ 649 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,120 [man laughs] 650 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,360 ♪ Come on, girl ♪ 651 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,880 -[head thuds] -Oh my God! 652 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,920 [host] And that will be a fumble to remember. 653 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,120 Let's see an action replay. 654 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,640 [head thudding] 655 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,120 Ouch. 656 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,080 That really fucking hurt my head. 657 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:26,200 So I was just on the bed, and then… I forget his name. 658 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,320 [host] I hope that bump hasn't caused some permanent damage. 659 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,480 [laughs] 660 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,800 What's his name? What's his name? 661 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,960 [host] Um, medic? 662 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,040 [goofy music playing] 663 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:39,440 Noah? 664 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,880 [host] Noah? Who's Noah? He sounds hot. 665 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,640 -Okay, come back. -[Chase laughs] 666 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,920 Nah, you only get one shot. 667 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,640 But I'll give you two. 668 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,240 I'll give you two. 669 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,720 [host] Touchdown! 670 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,200 -And the crowd goes wild. -[crowd cheering] 671 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,800 [Chase] Carly is my number one. If I had to put money on it, I'd bet on myself. 672 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,880 I think Carly 100% is gonna be in my bed tonight. 673 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,560 [host] Not to burst your bubble, but she may be hung up on a dude called Noah. 674 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,560 [upbeat dance music playing] 675 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,880 -I'm liking Marvin a little bit more. -[Carly] Marvin's cute. 676 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,240 Like he needs to rub that sunscreen into these cheeks. 677 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,880 Emily. I don't know if that's just her vibe, 'cause I know girls like that, 678 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,040 where they're kind of flirty with everybody. 679 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,000 -Yeah. -But… 680 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,520 -Don't know. I might have to make Cam cry. -Do it. 681 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,920 I'm not going all in on one girl right now. You know, it's day one. 682 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:39,160 Emily's beautiful. So she might chat with me and realize that she likes Pete, 683 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,880 so I might go for Emily. We'll see what happens. [laughs] 684 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,840 [host] If it doesn't go as planned, you can always call your mom again. 685 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,200 [upbeat music playing] 686 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,880 [Emily laughs] 687 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,360 Get this all off. 688 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,280 I don't want to put all my eggs in one basket, 689 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,560 but my thing is, when I have attention on someone, 690 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,640 I don't really think about anyone else, I just focus on that person. 691 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,000 It's mad there's no land over there. 692 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:11,360 -[laughs] Yeah, it's pretty mad. Yeah. -It's just sea, innit? 693 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,120 [host] First time at the beach, Cam? 694 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,680 -What do you reckon's on the other side? -I think it's, like, America. 695 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,200 -Are you good at geography? -I'm not that academic. 696 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,200 -No. -No. Are you? 697 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,360 -I got a degree. -In what? Pulling birds? 698 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,960 Ha, funny. No. I have a degree in criminology, thank you very much. 699 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,800 -Really? -Yeah. 2:1. 700 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,560 Not just a pretty face. Full of surprises, me. 701 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,360 Bet you didn't see that one coming, did you? 702 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:40,840 [host] Well, a minute ago, you were confused about the horizon. 703 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,040 [upbeat music playing] 704 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,080 It looks like Melinda's not wasting any time either 705 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,360 in making a little French connection. 706 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:50,800 Ooh, la, la. 707 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,680 I absolutely love this. 708 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,800 This is crazy. Look at the view, right? 709 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,720 This guy is hot. He's fit. He's tall. 710 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,840 Every girl knows that Marvin is like the full package. 711 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,040 I'm like, "Yeah, this guy is gonna, like, swoop me off my feet." 712 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,040 [host] And if he doesn't, those six-inch heels sure will. 713 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,760 -Ah! -Whoa! 714 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,520 So how do you feel about the other girls in the villa? 715 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,960 -Come on, spill the tea. Spill the tea! -Ah! 716 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,920 [host] Answer very carefully, Marvin. 717 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:24,320 I will tell you. There is you, Emily, and Carly, your friend. 718 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,280 -Oh! -Yeah. 719 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,520 You're the three nicest girls I've seen so far. 720 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,720 Oh, that's nice. Yeah. 721 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,240 I felt, when you came in, I was like, "I'm gonna click with this guy." 722 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,760 -The eye contact was like, "I see you." -I saw you. 723 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,240 You are high in my ranking. 724 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,880 Are you serious? [squeals] 725 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,720 -Maybe the number one. I don't know. -[Melinda] Maybe? 726 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:42,680 -[gasps] -Maybe. 727 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,080 That makes me very happy. 728 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,000 [host] Really? It's hard to tell through all those squeals of delight. 729 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,800 You have, like, the perfect smile. 730 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,600 -Perfect chocolate skin. -I got to. 731 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,280 -I workout. -You're the full package. 732 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,760 -So you gonna let loose tonight? -Yes, of course. 733 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,080 [squeals] I'm excited to see the other side of you. 734 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,200 -Yeah. You will see. -I'm really excited to see it. 735 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,520 Oh man, I think there's gonna be something really fun here. 736 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,000 -Something really fun, yeah. -[squeals, laughs] 737 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,200 I got Marvin all to myself right now, 738 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,600 and I need to make sure I dig my claws into him 739 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:14,760 before any of these other girls think they have a chance of taking him from me. 740 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,760 Mm-mm. Not on my watch. 741 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,880 Do you reckon you'll get a snog out of me? 742 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,200 -At some point? -At some point, yeah. 743 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,800 -You reckon? -[Cam] Yeah. 744 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,320 You've backed yourself that much? 745 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,520 I back myself. It depends if you're a good kisser. 746 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,800 -Do you think you're a good kisser? -Only one way to find out. 747 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,320 ♪ Hey, ah, ooh-whoa ♪ 748 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,760 ♪ Hey, it's irresistible ♪ 749 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,280 [host] I knew they were horny, but, damn, do these guys move fast. 750 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:43,960 Look at these two. 751 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,480 ♪ Every time you got me close It's irresistible ♪ 752 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,680 -Whoa! -Give them a round of applause. 753 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,000 Good job, guys! 754 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,560 Good job, bro! [laughs] 755 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,520 [host] That's the one time when getting a little clap is a good thing. 756 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,200 Yeah. You can have more kisses later if you want. 757 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,720 -I'd like that. -[Cam] You can have them whenever. 758 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,640 Okay. 759 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,600 [host] Yeah, whenever you fancy losing a few grand. 760 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,280 ♪ You take me higher ♪ 761 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:16,360 [host] Who knew that geography chat and head injuries got people so horny? 762 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,680 Well, Lana's definitely gonna dampen some sexy spirits 763 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,920 in less than two hours. 764 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,400 And to keep up the Parties in Paradise ruse, 765 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:29,320 the producers are throwing these randy creatures an animal-themed party 766 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,440 -to see how wild they really are. -[Melinda] Let's do it! 767 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,560 [host] And check out those outfits. 768 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,000 Well, I guess our costume budget won't spend itself. 769 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,960 I love this! 770 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,280 Bunny! Oh my God. It's cute. 771 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:45,080 I think bunny suits my personality, because I like to have sex a lot. 772 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,360 [laughs] 773 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,040 Some bunny action would be nice. I wouldn't turn it down. 774 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,040 [host] As long as you don't ask anybody to hop on tonight. 775 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,280 I could dress as the lion and you could be my lioness. 776 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,000 No! 777 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,840 [Nathan] Do I go with the rhino? 778 00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,160 Bruv, that's sick. 779 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:03,000 It's official. I'm more horny than any other guy here. 780 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,920 [host] Whoa, watch where you're waving that thing, buddy. 781 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,840 [all cheering] 782 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,080 -Let's go! -Yeah! 783 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,200 -How d'you guys think tonight's gonna go? -It's gonna go wild, dog. 784 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,560 -[Chase] Go wild? -None of us looks bad. We all look sexy. 785 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,960 [host] Says the dude dressed like Aquaman's butler. 786 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,480 [Peter] Hey, gents. 787 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 [men cheering] 788 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,400 [slow dance music playing] 789 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:29,760 ♪ Skin to skin ♪ 790 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,600 [host] Sheesh, this looks like a Victoria's Secret show, 791 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:36,320 but where the secret is that nobody's allowed to rub their junk together. 792 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,680 Wow, wow, wow. 793 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,800 Damn, there's some hot chicks in here! 794 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:45,040 Girls, they're hot, and the sexual tension is, like, building up. 795 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,000 So, yeah, it's great. Having a good time. 796 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,120 [all cheering] 797 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,600 ♪ Let your wild side take control ♪ 798 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:06,280 The girls look stunning. The guys look sexy, hot, steamy, foxy. 799 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,360 Tonight, I'm gonna get my prey. 800 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,560 Marvin, you better look out, 'cause mama is on the hunt. 801 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,280 ♪ 'Cause, baby, we're just animals ♪ 802 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,320 What I wanna see everybody do is give your best mating call, 803 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,440 and if another animal is attracted, 804 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,280 they're gonna come up with bites, grabs, kisses. 805 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,200 -Whatever you wanna do. -[host] Biting and grabbing. 806 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,840 Sounds more fun than charades. 807 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:33,480 -Let's go, dog! Let's go! -[all cheering] 808 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,520 -[Chase] Hey, pucker up. -[Emily laughs] 809 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,640 -Pucker up. [laughs] -Ooh. [growls] 810 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,800 [Emily] Oh my God! [laughs] 811 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,720 -[Peter snarling] -[group screams] 812 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,480 That was wild. 813 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,440 He's a swifty little one, little Pete, isn't he? 814 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,520 I don't know. At least he got a bit of action. 815 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,480 Hey. 816 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:54,680 [group cheering] 817 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,640 Oh, here's my dolphin! 818 00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:01,120 -Yeah! Yeah! -Oh, shit! 819 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,840 [host] Sorry, little fox. Go back into your hole. 820 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,440 All I want to do is rip that outfit off him. 821 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,800 -Here we go! -Hoo! Hoo! 822 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,480 -[roaring] -[laughs] 823 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,160 Marvin looks so hot. 824 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:18,160 And if I know one thing that's gonna make a guy jealous, 825 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,960 that's kiss another man. 826 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,000 [group screaming excitedly] 827 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,640 Melinda is kissing Peter. What the hell? 828 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,800 [howling] 829 00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:33,640 [Marvin] Oh! 830 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,960 -[Melinda squeals] -[Larissa screams] 831 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,360 Ooh, la, la. I like it. 832 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,280 -[Melinda squeals] -[screams, laughs] 833 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,760 [howling] 834 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,960 -[all laughing] -You like it, huh? 835 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,040 Mmm, she's nice. 836 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,440 All right! 837 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:50,600 [all cheering] 838 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:51,960 [host] Nathan, on your marks… 839 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,320 [Melinda] You got this! 840 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:54,280 [meows] 841 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,480 [host] …get set… 842 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,320 Oh no! I guess leopards are quicker than rhinos. 843 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,160 [all exclaiming, cheering] 844 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,880 [Nathan] It's a tough viewing, and I would absolutely like to be in his position, 845 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,760 but it's early doors, it's day one. 846 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,560 I'm sure I'll get my own opportunity. 847 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:14,400 [host] Hon, you blew it. You even had matching horns. 848 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,440 -[Emily] I'm gonna go up there. -The only one that matters. 849 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,920 -[Emily laughs] -Wow. 850 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,480 [host] Wow, this bird knows how to ruffle some feathers. 851 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,440 I'm just kissing everyone. Having fun. Partying. 852 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,160 I'm coming straight in with the horn. 853 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,080 Oh, shit! 854 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,120 [Larissa screams] 855 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,200 [cheering] 856 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,480 [host] Wow, cowboy, even your horn is into asses. 857 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,960 -Come on, you sexy beast! -[all cheering] 858 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:40,680 [host] With this night on the brink of becoming a niche erotic subculture, 859 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,160 let's bring in the guy these guests still believe 860 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:47,320 is here to kick-start their dream summer of sex. 861 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,320 [all cheering] 862 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,640 It's our fake host, Jeff! 863 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:56,760 Too bad he's actually here to drop a Lana-shaped bombshell. 864 00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:00,440 I love the outfits. You guys look wild. Very nice. 865 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,720 -You getting to know each other better? -[group] Yeah! 866 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:07,400 Well, before this night gets too wild, there's one more surprise for you guys. 867 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:08,760 -No! -[laughs] 868 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:09,800 [screams] 869 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,640 [host] The horniest people on Earth 870 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:16,560 are about to go from celebration to celibacy in 69 seconds. 871 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,560 Hit it, Jeff. 872 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,400 Are you guys ready? 873 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,640 [all cheering] 874 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,360 Go! Go! 875 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:28,120 We've got an internationally renowned VIP guest with us tonight. 876 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,840 -What? -Ooh! Who? 877 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,480 And this could change everything. 878 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:35,720 Oh my God. 879 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,200 -[Peter] Let's go. -[Chase] Oh boy. 880 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,960 So please put your hands together 881 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:45,000 and prepare that Parties in Paradise welcome in… 882 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,960 -Five! -Who is she? She's gonna be a bad bitch. 883 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,680 -[all] Four! -Who's it gonna be? Beyoncé? 884 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:51,680 [all] Three! 885 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,240 Yo, we got Drake on this show? 886 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,200 [all] Two! 887 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,160 Ariana Grande? Harry Styles? 888 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,280 [all] One! 889 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,600 [all cheering] 890 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:06,520 No one's walking down the stairs. What's going on here? 891 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:12,080 [host] Here we go. Lana's big entrance. Will she parachute in from a chopper? 892 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,520 [suspenseful music playing] 893 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,160 What's going on? 894 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,840 [host] Rock up in a speedboat? 895 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,840 Or seductively emerge from the sea like James Bond? 896 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,560 I'm having heart palpitations. 897 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,720 [whooshing] 898 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,280 [host] She's inside that bar? 899 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,400 Producers, can you please stop boozing during your brainstorms? 900 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:32,920 [dramatic music playing] 901 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:35,880 [melodic chime] 902 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,560 -[Melinda] What? -[all groan] 903 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:38,600 [Melinda squeals] 904 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,760 -Yo, we're on Too Hot to Handle? -What? 905 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,960 [host] That's right, Chase. And you're not meeting Drake either. 906 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,320 Shut up! 907 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,560 That bitch! 908 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,440 No! 909 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,320 [Melinda] Are you kidding me? 910 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,680 [groans] 911 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,720 No, it's not Too Hot to Handle. This can't be. 912 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,040 [host] Yes, actually it can. And it is. 913 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,200 [Lana] Hello. 914 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,440 -Yeah, hi. -Hi. 915 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,680 I'm Lana, your personal digital assistant. 916 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,320 -[Emily laughing] Oh no! -[Lana] Welcome to the retreat. 917 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,240 I hate her already. 918 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:14,720 [Lana] You may be in paradise, but the party is over. 919 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,800 [tense music playing] 920 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:23,000 What the actual F? 921 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,360 [Lana] The purpose of this retreat 922 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:30,240 is to help you gain deeper and more emotional connections. 923 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,880 -That's not what we signed up for. -I signed up for dick. 924 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:34,840 [laughs] 925 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,840 [host] Call yourself a lawyer. You should have looked at the fine print. 926 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,560 [Nathan] Just flop this one down for a sec. 927 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,120 I mean, that's kind of where we're at right now. 928 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,200 [Lana] For the last 12 hours, 929 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,880 I have been watching you and learning about your behavior. 930 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:53,240 You have been selected as you are all having meaningless flings 931 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,520 over genuine relationships. 932 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,480 -That's a… That's a lie. -[laughs] 933 00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:58,720 [laughs] 934 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,960 I cannot believe what is happening. 935 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:08,760 [Lana] As part of your social development, I have allocated a prize of $100,000. 936 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,600 -I'm gonna give you $100,000 to go away. -[Larissa laughs] 937 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,080 [host] Good one, Chase. 938 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,520 -Not gonna get cockblocked by a cone. -[laughs] Right? 939 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,720 [Lana] However, I will deduct money from the prize fund 940 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,120 if there are breaches to the rules. 941 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,600 I'm worried about me. 942 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:26,200 It's gonna be the longest drought that I've ever had in my adult life. 943 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,840 [Lana] For those of you who need reminding, 944 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,320 there is to be no kissing… 945 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,240 Fuck. 946 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,880 -[Lana] …no heavy petting… -What? 947 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,480 No morning boners. 948 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,720 [Lana] …no sex… 949 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,720 I can't believe this is happening. 950 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,840 [Lana] …and no self-gratification. 951 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,000 [all groan] 952 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,840 -[Emily] What? -Oh my God! 953 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,840 Are you for real? Come on. 954 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,320 Imagine how sore it's gonna be after three weeks. 955 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,360 -[Cam] I've never gone that long. -This is a joke. 956 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,040 The lava lamp's gonna watch us? 957 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:58,440 She has properly stitched me to the zipper. 958 00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,880 [tense music playing] 959 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:05,880 [Lana] Welcome to your long, hard, sexless summer. 960 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:07,560 I feel robbed. 961 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,920 [groans] 962 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,520 No sex. No kiss. No nothing. [scoffs] 963 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,680 I had big plans and… 964 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:16,760 it's all fucked. 965 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,800 Yo, we're screwed. Screwed. 966 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,160 [dramatic music playing] 967 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:24,040 There needs to be some bed swaps. I don't trust either of you. 968 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,880 -[Emily] No! -Nah, nah, nah. 969 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,400 -Nah, I ain't swapping beds. -[Kayla] We want the money. 970 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,080 100K at stake, so I'm just keeping my eyes on everyone. 971 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,800 Like who's gonna be the first one to break the rules? It's so stressful. 972 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,960 -Let's see how we go for the first night. -There's no way. 973 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,800 [host] No way you animals are escaping this sexless zoo. 974 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,880 Sorry, big guy. It's not my fault. 975 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,440 I didn't know what we were getting into, did I? 976 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:52,240 See you on the other side, my chum. My liege. 977 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,520 [host mimicking Gollum] My precious. 978 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,600 [dramatic music plays] 979 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,080 ♪ Whoo, turn it up! ♪ 980 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,760 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 981 00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,560 ♪ Turn it up! ♪ 982 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,000 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh ♪ 983 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,960 ♪ Whoo, turn it up! ♪ 984 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,720 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 985 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,520 ♪ Turn it up! ♪ 986 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,800 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh ♪ 987 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,760 ♪ Don't, don't mess with me ♪ 988 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,200 ♪ Don't, don't, don't mess with me Oh, oh-oh ♪ 989 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,240 ♪ Don't, don't mess with me ♪ 990 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,640 ♪ Don't, don't, don't mess with me Oh-oh, oh, oh ♪ 991 00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:27,680 ♪ Don't, don't mess with me ♪ 992 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,080 ♪ Don't, don't, don't mess with me Oh, oh-oh ♪ 993 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,040 ♪ Don't, don't mess with me ♪ 994 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,560 ♪ Don't, don't, don't mess with me Oh-oh, oh, oh ♪